"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Well THIS Explains It All

Well I guess I don't have to ask anymore questions because these bozo's have the answer to my dating dilemma...I'm just too fucking g-d damn short! (I am 5 feet tall.)

If this isn't the biggest bag of shit out there that someone actually went to school to study and then got paid to work on I do not know what is!

Short people are most prone to jealousy, say scientists

5 comments:

Robert said...

don't read theory..don't read books go out and let it happen...believe me that works

Barbara said...

Hmmm, I have noticed that most of the short people I know seem to be the jealous type.


I am KIDDING! Don't throw anything at me, really I am only joking around!

Robert, excellent advice.

Perplexio said...

There is SOMETHING to this, I have noticed this with the short men I've known. It's generally referred to as a "Napoleon Complex." But honestly, I've never heard of any women with a "Napoleon Complex"-- they may be out there, but I believe they're more the exception than the rule-- and I certainly don't believe you have a "Napoleon Complex."

I have to agree with Robert on this one though as I believe that those who do suffer from Napoleon Complexes are the people who read these theories and take it too much to heart-- the theories become self-fulfilling prophecies. Ignore the theories and the stories-- just go out there and be yourself.

Lauren said...

I didn't take any stock in this bullshit study. No worries...it was my attempt at sarcasm. :-)

Drowsey Monkey said...

You're short.

I'm 5'3" way taller :)

I have an award for you shorty!