"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Well THIS Explains It All

Well I guess I don't have to ask anymore questions because these bozo's have the answer to my dating dilemma...I'm just too fucking g-d damn short! (I am 5 feet tall.)

If this isn't the biggest bag of shit out there that someone actually went to school to study and then got paid to work on I do not know what is!

Short people are most prone to jealousy, say scientists


Anonymous said...

don't read theory..don't read books go out and let it happen...believe me that works

Barbara said...

Hmmm, I have noticed that most of the short people I know seem to be the jealous type.

I am KIDDING! Don't throw anything at me, really I am only joking around!

Robert, excellent advice.

Perplexio said...

There is SOMETHING to this, I have noticed this with the short men I've known. It's generally referred to as a "Napoleon Complex." But honestly, I've never heard of any women with a "Napoleon Complex"-- they may be out there, but I believe they're more the exception than the rule-- and I certainly don't believe you have a "Napoleon Complex."

I have to agree with Robert on this one though as I believe that those who do suffer from Napoleon Complexes are the people who read these theories and take it too much to heart-- the theories become self-fulfilling prophecies. Ignore the theories and the stories-- just go out there and be yourself.

Lauren said...

I didn't take any stock in this bullshit study. No worries...it was my attempt at sarcasm. :-)

Drowsey Monkey said...

You're short.

I'm 5'3" way taller :)

I have an award for you shorty!