"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Sunday, February 28, 2010


Monday, February 22, 2010



            A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could, and it could go no further. So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.
            What the man, in his kindness and haste, did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were God’s way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.
            Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God allowed us to go through our lives without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as what we could have been.

I asked for Strength…
And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for Wisdom…
And God gave me Problems to solve.

I asked for Prosperity…
And God gave me Brain and Brawn to work.

I asked for Courage…
And God gave me Danger to overcome.

I asked for Love…
And God gave me Troubled people to help.

I asked for Favors…
And God gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted…
I received everything I needed!

Story adapted from Zorba the Greek, Nikos Kazantzakis
Modern Sage 9-10, 2000

Friday, February 12, 2010

I Know It Doesn't Seem Like It But...

I am a hopeless romantic. Yes, it's true. I swear. It's probably where my "high expectations" come from. And why I just cannot fathom meeting another single man who's main goal seems to be to do and say whatever he can to avoid intimacy while playing "how much time will it take until I can remove her panties" with me.

And believe me, more often than not while sitting across from one of my many dates I've often thought how do I make him shut up  he's so dull and obvious that I should just do a Samantha on this guy and kick his ass to the curb.

But even that invites issues that I just don't want to spend the time on with a man that I have no further interest in. You see, as a little twitter spat I had this past week brought up, and the male spatter so easily proved my point for me, too many men have weak egos and in telling them what you do like, they instead hear that you are telling them they "did it wrong" and just cannot handle it. Which is why I explained to so many on twitter already that so many women just fake it and stroke mens egos instead.  

And clearly there's a HUGE money making market in vibrators simply because of the fragile male ego. Seriously men, you could totally collapse an entire industry if you'd drop the ego garbage! But I digress.

So sex 101 class starts here today on this post. Because it's too hysterical sad to know that men over the age of 30 still believe in half truths and myths about what stimulates a woman I realize that today here and now I have no choice but to start the debunking. 

Women all over will thank me and cheer. And I will have fulfilled some good karma! You're Welcome!

It was said by a grown man over the age of 30 just this week that he: knows when he's found a woman's g-spot because it's obvious when she squirts.

Where to begin on this one?

Big deep breathe ...
I believe this fella meant the actual projection of liquids not the act of just having an orgasm. Let it be known that while some women's bodies do function this way, many many more do not, in that moment. "The suggestion that women can eject fluid from their genital area as part of sexual arousal has been described as "one of the most hotly debated questions in modern sexology."

So in more than one way that statement shows me that this man really doesn't know all that much about arousing women. Perhaps one woman but not the locker room bragging that he was doing. 

And let it be said, that simply finding our g-spot will not produce the arousal you desire to believe you have created, you studly man you.

The clitoris, not the vagina, has 8,000 nerve endings connected with 15,000 nerve fibers in the pelvic area.The internal walls of the vagina itself do not have a great supply of nerve endings, thus are not very sensitive to touch. The outer one-third of the vagina, especially near the opening, contains nearly 90 percent of the vaginal nerve endings and therefore is much more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel. There are no secretory glands in the vagina. During arousal the blood vessels engorge and press upon the tissue which force lubrication to come through the vaginal walls. This would explain why SOME women "squirt" upon orgasm while others do not. It would depend on the force of the muscles pressing against  the tissue. But the absence of this particular visual does not mean a woman has not achieved orgasm.

And might I add that simply having an orgasm doesn't mean you've done the job correctly either. Technique and caring play a strong role in the act of sex and no two orgasms feel the same.

If you truly want to please the woman you are coupling with you must remember to stimulate her brain.  I've even provided a picture for those of you who don't know what that is. I've carefully chosen a photo with pretty colors to add to the attraction of learning about the brain. I've done just about all I can to get you to study this organ but you must do the work.

You see simply knowing where a woman's g-spot is and putting your tongue or finger there is worthless and pointless if you don't start by stroking her brain first.

Now, true enough you can choose an easy brain to stimulate and make the work less for yourself as that fella on twitter this week surely has done or you can see that it's so much more pleasurable to find a woman with intelligence and learn the art of stroking her brain.

Clearly once you've learned how to master this particular stroking, just about any touch of the 8,000 nerves will be so much easier to arouse.

So next time you begin please don't start here
as it's useless if your objective is to pleasure us.

More Reasons Why A Great Jewish Man Should Date And Marry Me

On Sunday I gave you 5 good reasons and had a few more thrown in from twitter followers/friends. Thanks for those BTW.

I have discovered a few more. So to add to my 5, here is
6. I will let you fix ALL my technical problems. The emotional ones I promise to fix myself.
7. I make a mean can of soup.
8. Well damn it I'll just say. I'm NOT sloppy seconds.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Speak English Please!

Hat Tip @ExRea - Twitter

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

5 Reasons Why A Great Jewish Man Should Date (and marry) Me

  1. I'll let you eat chocolate cake for breakfast.
  2. When it snows I won't scream at you to clear the snow off my car. I'll just hand you the shovel with a smile and close the door behind you.
  3. You can feed me sushi in bed.
  4. I love HGTV so I'll let you shop at Home Depot as much as you'd like.
  5. I won't always make you my pet project...that's what my twitter friends are for.
6. Because according to @slave2mybulldog  I'm very very very funny.
7. Because @GregWHoward feels it's too bad I'm not a single Jewish man then!
7.5 and because @GregWHoward says  I pity any man who cannot stand a strong, opinionated woman in his life. Seriously
8. Because @Chriscarroll50 says that I have a Pythonesque sense of humour!
9. Because @davidshockey says that I have brains and beauty. What more could a sensible man want?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Lauren: A Definition From Urban Dictionary.com

a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .

A exclamation of pure beauty and wonder
check out luke, he's a real lauren.

someone who hides so much, and still manages to keep her head up high. the one who isn't afraid to say what she means. the one who all of the guys want for her looks at first, but then realize what she really is--- one of the purest most beautiful human beings on the planet, inside and out. everyone loves this girl, including me. i love you.
lauren, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. i hope you read this. please please forgive me!

First popularized by Betty Jean Perske, who used Lauren Bacall as her stage name.

Laurel - Crowned.

Generally smart, caring, loyal, intelligent, funny, and hardworking. A bit hardheaded at times.
Look at Lauren. She's just got everything going for her.

1.)Amazingly beautiful. Most girls hate her because of this.
2.)An expert in bed, gives good head.
3.)Innocent,sweet and girly on the surface but underneath lies a real minx.
4.)Full of feminine charm.
5.)Works those curves!
1.)'Omg mom look at her! What an absolute Lauren'
2.)'I had me me some funnnnn times with Lauren last night ;)'
3.)'Lauren syndrome' 

a kid who knows who they are and doesn't change for anyone. they are happy with their life, that's why they always smile and laugh, and make others around them do the same. they are looking for the perfect guyto be included in their life.
that girl is such a lauren; she's simply irresistible!

a girl that everyone wants to be. Usually looks good in just about everything but she doesn't think so. Can act very mature but not afraid to dance in the street. A Lauren can be the life of the party but will still get along great with the parents. A beautiful girl who has many friends. Has very deep thoughts about life and not afraid to share them with you. Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget
"Dude, who is that?"
"Its Lauren"
"Man, she is amazing"

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

But Is S/He An Abuser

But Is S/He An Abuser

Words of Wisdom...check out the audio link above.