"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Mama's Losin' It

I found this really well-written and fun blog today through Camp Candid Carrie.

"MLI Pseudo Wannabe Blogher Conference Convention 2008
Here Yee. Here Yee. I officially welcome all members of Camp Carrie as we gather here today to celebrate the union of blogger and blog. With all my gathered information and weeks upon weeks of bloggy experience I now pronounce this 19th day of July 2008 the first annual MLI Wannabe BlogHer conference. I will disclose with you the lowdown on 1/24th of the information covered this very weekend at the BlogHer convention. Please pay close attention to the itinerary, we are in a time crunch and we’ll need to move through these quickly."

I'm hanging around just for the 4 o'clock event!

MLI Pseudo Wannabe Blogher Conference Convention 2008
5:00 – 5:30 Introductions and Bagels (sorry funding was low this year, the continental breakfast was not in the budget)
5:30 – 6:30 Tips For Your Blog
6:30 – 7:30 Linky Love
7:30 – 8:30 The Facts on Stats
8:30 – 9:30 The Truth About Comments
9:30 – 10:30 Copyright Corral
10:30 – 11:30 Technorati Technical Support
11:30 – 12:30 Feedburner
12:30 – 1:30 Q & A
1:30 – 3:00 Keg Stands and Spin The Bottle
3:00 – 4:00 Pole Dance Lessons with Kandace
4:00 – 5:00 Martinis With Molly
5:00 – 6:00 Los Barbecues
6:00 – 7:00 Lessons On The Road Of Blogging With Cyclingred
7:00 – 8:00 Adiel Fashion Show
8:00 – 9:00 Who Am I Kidding, We’re All Old…Time For Bed.

1 comment:

Rhonda said...

I so love Kat from MLI! She's very entertaining and one of my regular daily reads!