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Get a free drink at SideBAR for not wearing pants. Underwear not optional.
No shirt, no shoes, no service. No pants? No problem. Your first drink is on the house!
SideBAR has one of the more interesting drink deals in recent memory. This Saturday the 10th, they promise a free first round to anyone that shows up pant-less. The deal starts at 5:30, and is in celebration of Improv Everywhere’s annual No Pants Subway Ride. Better hurry, it may be your one chance to drunkenly drop trou without being hauled away by the police.
They say you can tell a lot about someone by what they drink, but SideBAR makes the adage even better. That guy’s drinking beer and wearing smiley face boxers? He’s a cool dude. The chick wearing American Apparel briefs and sipping on a Sidecar? Boy, is she worth knowing. The 34 year old, morbidly obese gentleman wearing a woman’s thong? Who cares what the fuck he’s drinking, just stay away.
SideBAR is located at 118 East 15th Street. Your dignity is located back at your apartment, with your pants.
Thanks for looking out for the welfare of this single gal...
I tried really hard to get Tiffany to get a babysitter but alas she balked...hmmmm