I didnt' write this. It was sent to me in an email. I dedicate this from this single woman to the single men still out there.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit..."
After another seemingly pointless and depressing date, the email showed up in my box. I add: Dear G-d hear my prayer...no more old-haggard-looking non-chemistry inducing dates for me. Please only send wonderful men who are fun, young-spirited yet mature minded, who truly want to show me a great time and know how to treat a women with respect. And Jewish. That goes without saying. :)