I didnt' write this. It was sent to me in an email. I dedicate this from this single woman to the single men still out there.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit..."
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After another seemingly pointless and depressing date, the email showed up in my box. I add: Dear G-d hear my prayer...no more old-haggard-looking non-chemistry inducing dates for me. Please only send wonderful men who are fun, young-spirited yet mature minded, who truly want to show me a great time and know how to treat a women with respect. And Jewish. That goes without saying. :)
Thursday, October 1, 2009
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Hehe, I love the email especially the ending. And... be specific with what you ask God for. He'll send it to you!!
Aleta, Oh don't I know it! I've been asking for a long time. I think of it as a special order.
I've seen that email before - it's so true too.
Aleta is right about being specific. "Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desire of your heart." Psalm 37:4
But, of course, you have to keep your part ie first 5 words.
@ Mum-me, well Jews don't believe in the Lord. We do believe in G-d and while not traditional I am very spiritual. And I take your words strongly. You gotta babe! :)
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