"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Friday, October 31, 2008

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?





Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Row after row will crow vociferous

Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em


How can they hear the truth above the roar?


Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,


Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!


Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance


Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle


Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle Dazzle 'em

Razzle Dazzle 'em
Razzle Dazzle 'em

And they'll make you a star!

6 comments:

Glenda, saved by grace said...

and their fallin for it, hook line and sinker...scarry!
I don't claim to predict the future , but their gonna be sorry.
NoBamma/Biden...McCain/Palin '08

Aleta said...

You know, I actually LIKE that song and it's sad to associate it with this. Ugh...

Glenda is right, they are falling for it....

BoufMom9 said...

Great post (as usual)
Sadly, they are right and "they" are falling hard for it. UGH!

Da Old Man said...

Unbelievable. Even some more intelligent people I know are buying it. They are blinded by hatred of Bush.

Chat Blanc said...

that song makes me giggle. just as ridiculous as everything about da "o".

Outnumbered2to1 said...

I don't know. I'm hoping there are just a few vocal ones making a lot of noise. Hopefully, the silent majority will win on Tuesday...McCain/Palin '08.