"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I'm Interrupting My Daily Post For This Much Needed Rant- "Smart Car" Stupid Owner


What the fuck is up with asshat owners of this "smart car" shit!? I'm tempted to go take a photo of the offenders car and plate and post it right here.


Last night I pulled up to a spot, the asshat driving her toy piece of shit -I've been bamboozled into an expensive car that holds one other person and doesn't really save the environment, was on the other side of the street, cleary trying to fit in a tiny spot behind some cones that the Con Edison workers placed on the street behind their trucks as they were working, and decided she couldn't fit. ???!?#?$?%?%?%?%%?!!@#@?#@?#@#?@#?


So as I'm pulling back into MY SPOT, this fucktard drives at full speed across the street and swings head first into my spot. And then she starts yelling at me she's trying to park.


OH NO YOU FUCKTARD!


I rolled my window down and told her NO FUCKING WAY! Take your fucking toy car and go to your spot. I put my car in park and sat there screaming at her. Stupid asshole!


So one of the Con Ed workers came over and told the toycar owner that he'd move the cones for her so she could go back to her spot. Tried to get me to calm down...haha, not happening with moronic take advantage-priviliaged holier than thou pieces of shit. I've had enough of people like this woman.


They moved the cones and I continued to finish parking.


I WIN!

6 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

You win in a head on collision too.

Aleta said...

What a witch! Some people are so arrogant! And it tikes me off that they moved the cone so she could park. She didn't deserve it!!

Mum-me said...

Good on you! If more people stood up to these kinds of arrogant idiots they may (hopefully) learn a lesson.

Lauren said...

@Bill -ROFLMAO!!

@Aleta- or rhymes with witch!

@ mum-me - I've just reached a point where I'm not taking crap. Sometimes that means I look like the mean one, only because people's idea of right & wrong is so messed up right now. Do wrong thing but do it quietly --no problem. Person fights back loudly, is wrong one. SCREW THAT. Wait until you see my post in a couple of days of what happened to me today. I just had really had enough! You'll see.

lot 2 learn said...

Got to love that big city life I guess : )

Lauren said...

Hey Rob, Good to see you around here tonight. I do think fucktards come around in all places, city & country.