I'm Interrupting My Daily Post For This Much Needed Rant- "Smart Car" Stupid Owner

What the fuck is up with asshat owners of this "smart car" shit!? I'm tempted to go take a photo of the offenders car and plate and post it right here.

Last night I pulled up to a spot, the asshat driving her toy piece of shit -I've been bamboozled into an expensive car that holds one other person and doesn't really save the environment, was on the other side of the street, cleary trying to fit in a tiny spot behind some cones that the Con Edison workers placed on the street behind their trucks as they were working, and decided she couldn't fit. ???!?#?$?%?%?%?%%?!!@#@?#@?#@#?@#?

So as I'm pulling back into MY SPOT, this fucktard drives at full speed across the street and swings head first into my spot. And then she starts yelling at me she's trying to park.

OH NO YOU FUCKTARD!

I rolled my window down and told her NO FUCKING WAY! Take your fucking toy car and go to your spot. I put my car in park and sat there screaming at her. Stupid asshole!

So one of the Con Ed workers came over and told the toycar owner that he'd move the cones for her so she could go back to her spot. Tried to get me to calm down...haha, not happening with moronic take advantage-priviliaged holier than thou pieces of shit. I've had enough of people like this woman.

They moved the cones and I continued to finish parking.

I WIN!