Dating A Conservative!

So it turns out that my Jdate profile is a bust because I'm a conservative. Yep! You read that correctly. All these months of wondering WTF about why I'm getting pretty much nil responses to my profile and getting help on writing and rewriting my intial "bio" and it all boils down to the fact that I list myself as right leaning politically.

So you see, and as I've always maintained, Liberals aren't liberal. Conservatives are the liberals.

I patiently logged on to Jdate, and sat there waiting for some guys to IM me. BING BING BING, you can see who is looking at your profile. So many lookers...yet no emails, no IM's. WTF?

Then one MORON from Jersey City (that should have been a clue enough) asked to IM me. I said ok. He wasn't very compelling. He didn't seem to know how to get the conversation going. But hey, I'm getting such little response right? So I hang in there. He learns about what I do, and I learn what he does and he exchanges some boring information about hanging out at his family pool. OKIE DOKIE...and then he says something about a drink tonight except for the fact that I live pretty darn far from him. And I mention doing it another time if he's willing to come to my area.

And then the fake liberal pulls no punches. "It depends on how right wing you are." Now let's dissect that shitass sentence. It's already biased. It's the same as when they called those who believe in the Tea Parties Tea Baggers.

To lean politically to the right he is labling me a Right Winger/racist/black hater -- everything hater. Which means only those who share the way he "thinks" are good people.

Yes notice the quotes, because he doesn't think. He's brainwashed. He's part of that sick sad mass of people who've taken over our country who have been taught what to think, not how to think and are swept up in social pressure to be the same, to think the same and to malign those who actually read and care about facts and don't believe in demonization/brainwashing of "others" to beat you into submission to their philosophies.

So this asshat says, "I'm guessing you're not an Obama Fan." BTW I fixed the grammer for him in the telling of his asshat story. And I replied,"NOPE. I am a NOBAMA fan."

And Asshat says,"Well that's ok. You're cute. Have a nice summer." I PROMPTLY logged off without any response.

Maybe he just hasn't seen this or gotten this memo yet:


or this one:

You see, I'm cute! And probably if I lost 15lbs I could also be a total bitch and have a handful of men puppy-dogging me around town. But in this climate in NYC especially, if I have my own mind, if I've been open-minded to listening to conservatives and they made their argument well. Well-enough that all the liberal BASHING that they taught me through college and my even younger years I was able to overcome, well that is just the one thing even a cute or hot girl isn't worth sticking with.

Being a bitch (think I'm wrong, watch Bridezillas) doesn't stop men from being with cute/pretty/hot girls. But the social pressure to be a liberal is that strong.

So I dunno what is next for me. Because this is who I am KIDDOS! Obama is evil. He took businesses away from people in the name of a stimulus, to "save our economy". Wake the fuck up you fucking fucktard Jewish liberals. That is EXACTLY what Castro did to his own people. If you don't know what I am referencing think GM.

I had a converstation with some 70 year old Jewish ladies from the UWS recently. We were talking about some lobbyist and they were in total agreement with me. I never brought up Nobama. And then it was interjected. "Wait, they are going to bring that to Obama. He can do no wrong. He's brilliant and he can do no wrong." And I fell silent. I honestly thought this woman was being sarcastic. Because she was just agreeing with me and passionate about agreeing with me and in the same breathe said those words.

She was DEAD SERIOUS.

This is our 1939 folks. WAKE THE FUCK UP!