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Friday, April 24, 2009

Seduce Me Already PLEASE

I was reading a silly list on Yahoo tonght about ways to flirt that work and it made me think about this last date and chemistry and sex appeal and being seduced.

I'm not going to claim to speak for all women, but many of my blog friends and readers are women so chime in on the comments please...but they are so basic guys and I swear if you follow them at least with me ...you're probably gonna get lucky!

In keeping with the K.I.S.S. rule here goes:

  1. Be kind
  2. Be generous
  3. Be respectful
  4. Throw me an honest compliment
  5. Show me you're listening to what I am saying
  6. Be playful
  7. Show me you want to make my life easier

Believe you me, if you do these things and it's not just an act not only will you get back 10-fold what you gave to me, you're gonna get lucky!

OH and PAY THE CHECK!

9 comments:

Mum-me said...

That'a a great list. I agree with every one especially No.5.

NotStyro said...

Great common sense (but needs to be written) post. This goes for any type of interaction - IM, email, texting, phone and dating/relationships.

Chat Blanc said...

I'm not convinced most guys actually understand everything on that list. ;)

Da Old Man said...

Those things on the list are pretty basic and things all the guys I know would do normally, let alone if he were trying to find a mate. You must be looking in the wrong places if you can't find a guy who does those things.

Babs-beetle said...

Sounds like an ideal list to me. Without No 5 It would be a no-go for me.

Lauren said...

I'm gonna answer everyone but I'm pressed for time so...
@D.O.M. - OK you're hired as my new matchmaker then. GO!

musingwoman said...

Great list! One I'd add would be: Accept me for who I am.

Lauren said...

@mum-me - Probably would have to agree with you.

@not-styro - sadly it DOES need to be posted. Hopefully some clueless single guy will come across this in his google search one day and realize the err of his sad sack ways. LOL

@chatty - see comment to not styro. LMAO

@babs- have you and Mum-me met? ;)

@musings- LUV IT!

LadyBanana said...

Let me know when you find a man who can do ALL of that!!!! lol