"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Friday, February 6, 2009

Outta Da Woodwork

Can someone PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE explain to me why so many men from my past are coming back and looking to connect with me over the past few months?

It started with Ex-boyfriends...as if that weren't bad enough. Now through Linked-In I got a request from a former employee of mine from 10 years ago whom I had to fire, that caused a lot of trouble for me and my department, to "connect".

Of course I ignored the request. But there was the email from Linked-In sitting in my email box with that turd's name staring me in the face.

It's like a virtual graveyard of Ex-men.

I think they are all lacking the same important part of the brain that would otherwise tell a normal person that what they are doing is not proper or wished for by the other person.


dani c said...

I can't disagree with the whole lacking a part of their brain thing. But it's probably because they realized your hot shit and totally regret acting like a bunch of asses.

Lauren said...

@dani - well of course I am hot shit! LOL. Hmmm, maybe you're on to something. Maybe all the dating and other experience made them realize just how great I am compared to the crazy user women they met. HAHA! LOSERS.

Jessica said...

Haha! You are so right--they are realizing how awesome you are!! :)

Chat Blanc said...

the beauty of it is you now get to slam the door in their faces! woot! you go girl! :)

Lauren said...

@jessica- LOL
@chatty- you're so right. every cloud DOES have a silver lining. :)

Matt said...

It's because of which brain they are using to do their thinking!! LOL

Lauren said...

@matt-I'm going to take that as a compliment ;)