"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Monday, February 9, 2009

Happily Single...Monday's Mailbag

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room on sleeping car train,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

5 comments:

Jessica said...

LOL! :D

Da Old Man said...

LOL

swile67 said...

very funny Lauren!a good monday moment!

dani c said...

If it aint the damned truth !!!

LadyBanana said...

Hehe, I like that one Lauren, it's very realistic! lol