"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Trying To Look On The Brighter Side Of Yesterday's Post

Well, most people cannot say they ever slept with a famous person. I might be that one in a katrillion that can say I did. [WHAT?! Did you really think I was the 39 year old virgin?!]

And even more funny, and I won't mention who it is, because he is still living, and some of my friends were witness to this, I was asked out by a very famous person this past summer.

And some other exciting news: I won't mention the Jewish organization because my troll has ruined that fun for me, but on twitter I was ranked #1 in influence for Jewish twitterers in my category and # 5 out of the top 100 influential Jewish twitter-bloggers.

We'll just see who out famouses who?!?!?!  

5 comments:

Aleta said...

Loved this post! And for those reading, I came promise you that she WAS asked out by a very famous person.... more than just asked out, I'd say. *cough* But I'm not saying ANYTHING more, because I'm good at keeping secrets :) YOU GO GIRL!

Cool about the twitter!

thepipedreamer said...

So I got issue fixed! I love the piece it very "real to life" funny in a ouch but "I am not going to make that stupid mistake again" sort of way. Maybe he should have really ended up in that skeleton closet! What a fool he was....Hey if it don't kill ya....

LaurAyn said...

Aleta, Oh yes you do know. HAHA!
@Pipe- Yes I wish he did end up in the closet but apparently he found his way from there to my frick' tv.

BetteJo said...

Things that make you go hmmmmm....

LaurAyn said...

@BetteJo - Yeah Hmmm wasn't quite the sound that came out of my mouth!