"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Saturday, January 2, 2010

New Years Resolutions My Way!

Clayton Morris made a personal video about his resolutions. Go ahead and watch and then read below what I think about this idea.


Resolutions! Are you freakin' kidding me. Clayton and the rest of you, seriously, do you think we give a crap what you think you should do this year with your personal time? Gee life should be so rough that a resolution should be to take a vacation. Come on Clayton! I like FOX and Fox and Friends but really dude, you think we care that you believe you are 11 lbs over weight? This chunky chick doesn't give a crap about your pathetic self image over 11lbs nor your book reading either.

I've got a good one for you. SHAVE that hideous left brow of yours. I've got a good eyebrow lady in Queens I can send you to for $5 plus the cost of the subway. Really I promise you...it's way more needed for your resolution list than your lame choices.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Well, he IS a Philly fan...'nuff said.

Clayton said...

Wow. Thanks for that mean posting. Not sure what I've done to you to deserve that.

A New Yorker said...

@Clayton, well come on guy?! You're a smart conservative and those choices were so lame. I had to at least give you something you really need ;) And I'm just not a fan of resolutions anyway. I love watching you in the morning and it was fun poking at you. thanks for allowing it!

Kimberly Morin said...

Clayton she was just being snarky... lighten up a little!!! You know we like you...

Unknown said...

Clayton, dude, chill out. Just because you guys lost the World Series doesn't mean you have to get all wimped out about it. She was just giving you a double dose of snark...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I made only ONE resolution

1. Tweet more :-)

BetteJo said...

Not being mean here, but I don't know who Clayton is? He's on Fox? I watch Fox but ..

A New Yorker said...

@BetteJo- yes he's on Fox and Friends on the weekends.