Great Things About Being Single

I've probably done a post like this before but I think it's time to do it again.

Here goes:

1. I don't have to shave my legs.



















2. I can go to any chick flick I want & eat whatever bad-for-me-food I want.

3. I can fart when I want. Yes I said/wrote it.

4. I always win in a burping contest...since there's only one person in it.

5. I don't have to fake anything.

6. There's no sides of the bed.

7. I get the last bite of everything.

8. If I cook something new and it sucks, only I know about it.