I've probably done a post like this before but I think it's time to do it again.
2. I can go to any chick flick I want & eat whatever bad-for-me-food I want.
3. I can fart when I want. Yes I said/wrote it.
4. I always win in a burping contest...since there's only one person in it.
5. I don't have to fake anything.
6. There's no sides of the bed.
7. I get the last bite of everything.
8. If I cook something new and it sucks, only I know about it.