"The problem here is a totalitarian uniformity, a cult-like mentality such that even allies are enemies if they fail to follow the Exact Party Line. " - Phyllis Chesler

Friday, September 24, 2010

Great Things About Being Single

I've probably done a post like this before but I think it's time to do it again.

Here goes:

1. I don't have to shave my legs.

2. I can go to any chick flick I want & eat whatever bad-for-me-food I want.

3. I can fart when I want. Yes I said/wrote it.

4. I always win in a burping contest...since there's only one person in it.

5. I don't have to fake anything.

6. There's no sides of the bed.

7. I get the last bite of everything.

8. If I cook something new and it sucks, only I know about it.


Celtic Scribe said...

A very witty and insightful piece, I identify with a few items on the list but I'm not telling!!

LaurAyn said...

Celtic, let me guess #5 and 1. LOL

BetteJo said...

Are those your legs?? Really?

LaurAyn said...

BetteJo, Sometimes I wish I had my camera going while I read the comments. No those are NOT my legs. LOL

John M Whitt/VirtutePerennis said...

That pretty well nails my life! You are too funny!!! :)

LaurAyn said...

I know John, you especially like #1 for yourself. LOL :) Thanks for popping in :)))