Can You Be A Part Of My Life: Book Humor

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Book Humor

Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find
The book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

2 comments:

Aleta said...: LMAO - I'd have to buy a book from there, just to say I did!; March 9, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Hi Lauren

This is Sofa King Funny LMFAO

Tommy; March 9, 2010 at 5:42 PM

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Oh it's easy to find some one to play with
And almost anyone will do to fill your idle time
But that very special someone,
You can share all your dreams with is so hard to find

And it use to be like me to settle for the physical
But these days it ain't too easy to make up my mind
Cause apparently your body is just to temporarily take up my precious time

See I've got to know that
That I can be free with you and
You've got to show that
That you're worthy of my time
Can you stimulate my mind?

And I know that it looks good,
But can you be a part of my life
And I'm sure that it feels good
But can you be a part of my life
And it probably even tastes good
But can you be a part of my life
I've got to know

I still appreciate the beauty of a man
But there's more to what I need now than what meets the eye
And if beauty's only skin deep,
Then your pretty skin wont send me to my highest high
Oh it's been along time come for maturity
And I believe that its truly what it has to be
Cause as much as I admire you
My sexual desire, ain't controlling me

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