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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Rent A Burka At Your Airport Today

There's been a lot of chatter on Twitter about the current TSA pat downs or rather felt ups going on for those who are refusing to be subjected to full body scanners that can see you nude. Grandmothers and infants are being subjected while, surprise surprise, Mohammed and his family are being given a free pass to be PC and you know, not offend anyone.

So I hereby declare Rent A Burka an official idea...claim it to be mine on this day. And we'll see if we can get any backers to open centers at each airport. For $9.99 you and your family can rent a Burka for a couple of hours for the process of slipping through airport security without being molested or harrassed and then simply return it to us before you board your plane.

Happy travels.
Posted by A New Yorker at 10:25 AM

1 comment:

Aleta said...

My Mom said that if she has to get on a plane and go through that, she's going to wear her robe to the airport, then when she gets there, she's going to take off her robe with only her underwear on and walk on the plane!

November 22, 2010 at 5:06 PM

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