What My Book Title Would Be

This morning I found that the kittens had gotten into a cubby hole where I stored two dating books. Their playfulness knocked the books onto the floor. And there staring at me was the title: Why hasn't he called?

I read that book amongst others to get inside the head of the single male's mind. And I personally think it is a noble attribute to want to do this for myself. BUT...

And this might change when I decide I want to date someone again...for now however if I were to write a book it would be called:

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF HE CALLS!

This book would be about empowering women to realize how much they have to offer and how much a man should be worshiping the ground we walk on for finding such a wonderful, well-rounded person.

Let the men read books on how to catch and keep a woman. Heck we are the stronger minded gender, the more rational gender and the gender that can multi-task. They should be begging us for our attention!