Friday, September 24, 2010

Great Things About Being Single

I've probably done a post like this before but I think it's time to do it again.

Here goes:

1. I don't have to shave my legs.



















2. I can go to any chick flick I want & eat whatever bad-for-me-food I want.














3. I can fart when I want. Yes I said/wrote it.









4. I always win in a burping contest...since there's only one person in it.















5. I don't have to fake anything.









6. There's no sides of the bed.









7. I get the last bite of everything.










8. If I cook something new and it sucks, only I know about it.
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6 comments:

  1. Celtic ScribeSeptember 25, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    A very witty and insightful piece, I identify with a few items on the list but I'm not telling!!

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  2. A New YorkerSeptember 25, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    Celtic, let me guess #5 and 1. LOL

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  3. BetteJoSeptember 25, 2010 at 11:35 PM

    Are those your legs?? Really?

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  4. A New YorkerSeptember 25, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    BetteJo, Sometimes I wish I had my camera going while I read the comments. No those are NOT my legs. LOL

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  5. John M Whitt/VirtutePerennisSeptember 26, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    That pretty well nails my life! You are too funny!!! :)

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  6. A New YorkerSeptember 26, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    I know John, you especially like #1 for yourself. LOL :) Thanks for popping in :)))

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