Now I Understand The Handshakes

"The cerebral president, who most recently shook hands with America-hater Hugo Chavez of Venezuela and plans talks with nuke-happy Iranian leaders, was content to muse philosophically: "Could we have gotten that same information without resorting to these techniques?"

I suppose we could have gotten the information in other ways...and that Chavez and the gay people denying Iranian meglomaniac have taught Obama those very ways. Now I understand...